yer-a-wizard-castiel:

becoming a parent means being the one to get the wasp out of the room and idk if i’m prepared to do that

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dlubes:

when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you

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"I’m a paradox. I want to be happy, but I think of things that make me sad. I’m lazy, yet I’m ambitious. I don’t like myself, but I also love who I am. I say I don’t care, but I really do. I crave attention, but reject it when it comes my way. I’m a conflicted contradiction. If I can’t figure myself out, there’s no way anyone else has."
Unknown (via barbieandken)

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"I don’t know how to answer. I know what I think, but words in the head are like voices under water. They are distorted."
– Jeanette Winterson (via fleurlungs)

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dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

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nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

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